Quotes too stupid for Rebeka's Quote Wall

...dissolved in vodka?
In pure alcohol.
(There was the sound of laughter in the court.)
In a glass and a half of neat alcohol one might see the gates of heaven open...
-The Brothers Karamazov

Cows are fat.

'I saw a lot of couples and I wanted to throw them in the shark tank.' -Andrew Ni at an aquarium

"This is not a reason!" - Gale The Silleh Buizel

'Who wears a crown and rules over all? A king in a castle behind a high wall. What does he carry to frighten his foe? A tiny red ray gun that makes a green glow.'

'I am a hard-working student.' -Angus Grass

'Your life's a paradise every day.' -Okazaki Tomoya, Clannad

'This is how it should've gone...You totally ruined my beautiful plan.' -Akira Hasegawa, Tsunami Channel

"Cows " - Yip

"Bui" - Any silleh buizel

Samantha says (4:23 PM):
*Hehe, that's okay *starts to play with the tuff of fur again, running my fingers through it*
Zero says (4:24 PM):
**wiggles tuff*
Samantha says (4:24 PM):
*Hehe, wigglytuff
*ah, corny jokes >W<""

N.B. The following quotes are stupid only because they make little sense out of context:

'You're a good man, Tommy, but you can't gamble worth a cent.' -The Outcasts of Poker Flat

'Against the scepticism of human reason trump card, I play the scepticism of human reason trump card.' -Felsen Bejnar

There is another that I remembered today, but now I can't recall it, so this will substitute:

'What a surprise! Somehow, I'm not surprised.' -Jim Davis, Garfield