KING OF DA HILL!

I make a hill thus I am king of it! RAWR

(the point is to take over the hill in some stupid absurd way)

*Spontaneous Sky Uppercuts you off the hill.*

*Kaiyu thunderbolts Spontaneous off the hill and takes it*

*Leaf lures Kaiyu off the hill with her berries.*

*CAption Falcon falcon punches Leaf off the hill*

Farfetch'd Harry D'Leek traps Captain Falcon beyond the event horizon via space-time distortion.

Salyu shows Harry a new space time demision thingy and takes the hill while he's distracted.

Claire sets a trap of Chuchu feet and takes the hill when Salyu runs off to play with them.

I use roar.

Claire runs away and I take the hill

Throws rabid man eating leperchan donuts at you both and claims the hill, setting my goldfish ninjas around me for protection.

I bomb you and take the hill*

My Goldfish protect me and Chuck norris leaps to my defense, followed by cowboy gummy bears as the swedish fish nibble at you.

I command you to play the other games and when you do I take the hill

Distracting jerk! Get him turtles!

I throw nuclear turtles and blow up you and the hill, and claim another hill.

I rape you, then take your hill

I Gangrape you with a billion people, and steal the hill back.

I sue you and you go to jail. I take da hill

I break out and kiss you. While you are stunned I kick you between the legs and tie your legs in cement bricks, throwing you in the sea to be devoured by ravenous sea horses.

And then I force you to do my little quiz :3

I kill you then I take the hill and look at your quiz

(btw do my guess who game and the number game! plz? :3)

Rebeka the Nidoqueen lands on top of you via Ground Pound, then kicks the flattened you off the hill.

I make a brick wall for her to smash her head on and take the hill while she does that

Fiaa starts singing a pleasant song and Comet takes the hill while you go listen to her.

I order Pecha to set you all aflame, and Cheri makes you all see porn so bad it blinds you, rendering you all incapable of thinking due to mind rape.

I take the hill again.

(Only if you do mine first firky ;3)

(no mine first)

I make a new hill the hill and take that leaving urs void

I eat that hill and enwrap you in roses so sweet smelling you puke and die miserably, and then take the hill.

(FINE D:<)