Poking fun at legendaries

Groudon and Kyogre have the same stat average as Slaking.

Arceus' base stats are straight 120s, Spinda's are straight 60s. Therefore an Arceus is as powerful as two Spinda.

Mew is the cry of a kitten. Mewtwo is two of these baby meows.

Niyu will not be amused XP

Kittens aren't supposed to wield razors.

Arceus is supposed to be god, yet he didn't create life. Mew did, therefor, Arceus is not god.

According to the Diamond Pokedex:

[Arceus] is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms.

If you look at a picture of Arceus, it has four legs and no arms.

If it can't be done physically, it shall take place in the minds of the retarded :3

To quote a competitive battling guide for Pokemon Red/Blue: 'Charizard might be the Articuno of fire. Moltres certainly isn't.'

Poor failure of a fire goose.

yip9 wrote:To quote a competitive battling guide for Pokemon Red/Blue: 'Charizard might be the Articuno of fire. Moltres certainly isn't.'

Poor failure of a fire goose.

fire goose = Freia? :3

Fircoal wrote:

yip9 wrote:To quote a competitive battling guide for Pokemon Red/Blue: 'Charizard might be the Articuno of fire. Moltres certainly isn't.'

Poor failure of a fire goose.

fire goose = Freia? :3

lol, yes that makes a lot of sense *sarcastic*

Freia is a fire goose, but I was referring to Moltres, who looks like one. Moltres tried to be a Phoenix, but Ho-oh outshone it both in stats and in moves. Nevertheless, both are flaming poultry.

yip9 wrote:Freia is a fire goose, but I was referring to Moltres, who looks like one. Moltres tried to be a Phoenix, but Ho-oh outshone it both in stats and in moves. Nevertheless, both are flaming poultry.

lol I teasing Freia x3

Freia needs more teasing.

yip9 wrote:Freia needs more teasing.

I agree

Fircoal wrote:

yip9 wrote:Freia needs more teasing.

I agree

So does bui

Poor Bui gets abused too much already, methinks.

yip9 wrote:Poor Bui gets abused too much already, methinks.

you can NEVER abuse buizel's enough

Firfir is evil!

yip9 wrote:Firfir is evil!

da x3

evil is an understatement.

Hurray for poutry that cooks itself!

There's also one that doesn't need to be refrigerated.

Dragonite, Tyranitar, Metagross, Salamance, and Garchomp are stronger than any pokemon from any of the legendary trios, so are they really legendary?

Dialga, the ruler of time, currently resides in a Great Ball that is available for a mere 600 Yen with a P.

What are Raikou, Entei, and Suicune running from?

yip9 wrote:What are Raikou, Entei, and Suicune running from?

A buizel.