Max's new business opening

Max is busy standing around with a sign on his back advertizing... sales. He's quite embarassed and nervous to be around everyone with the sign, but he's far too afraid of Collin to have disagreed with her business idea. He tries to be as quiet and as unobtrusive as possible, but Collin went all out on a gaudy sign, so it's a little harder than usual. He fears taking it off though, in case he bumps into Collin, who was making her own route with a similar sign.

An anthro Sandshrew with long brown hair to her midback in the back and to her shoulders in the front apporaches the MAx. She's wearing blue jean overalls, and a while T-shirt under it. She looks curiously at the MAx and inspects it. "Howdy," she says to him. "What are you doing?" :3

"Business ventures. Are you interested in sales?" His voice is robotic and animated, as if you pressed a speak button on a toy.

The Sandshrew just shrugged and said, "WEll I don't know. I'm not one who relaly knows much about sales." She had a heavy southern american accent that sounded straight out of Mississippi or a like state.

(So like a redneck :3)

"Okay then." Max inwardly sighs thanks, but he's still nervous with the sign on his back that clearly indicates he's selling sex.

(yesh :3)

"So what are you selling?" the Sandshrew asks seeming truly curious.

"I'm... selling my body for money... We really hit a rut this time..." Don't get what that means and leave me alone please...

The Sandshrew doesn't seem to get your point that well but seems truly considered. "Well if you're in a rut, I can help you out," she remarks. She puts her hand on his shoulder as an act of friendship, showing the Pokemon that she was going to try to help him out as well as she could.

Oh no... she doesn't understand does she? Please don't! Please don't!

"Uhhmm... Okay?"

The Sandshrew cheered glad she was going to be able to help out this Pokemon. She then grabbed his hand and shouted, "Come on, I'm going to teach you something that'll be very important for your future." She ran off towards the forest with the Max in her hand eager to get to the spot of the teaching.

Oh crap! She gets it! She gets it!
"Wh-Where are you taking me?!"

"To the forest," she replies. "It's a good place to do it, it's where the best game is." She smiles at him and rushes him along barely able to hold her own excitement.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBVUlgG8Lm8 Grin)

"Uhmm... okay then..."

She leads him deep into the forest and smiles very widely. It seems that she can hardly control her excitement. "Now put your arms out and close your eyes," she instructs.

Max takes off the sign and throws it to the ground for a while, landing it words down. He does as you instruct, but he's incredibly nervous.

(You should think of a reply for the other one. She's both ways, so it don't have to be a guy :3)

MAx feels something heavy be put into his hands and the voice of the redneck girl telling him to, "Open your eyes."

Max looks and gasps to see...

There is a hunting gun in his hand and the redneck Sandshrew is looking at him with a big smile on her face. "Well are you ready?" she asks the Pokemon.

"uuhmm... I prefer to use my teeth and claws. Why don't you take it?"

"I already have one silly," she remarks pulling out a hunting gun of her own.

Max hates guns, so he casts it aside, causing a bullet to ring out and zip by him, missing him my inches. His fur is fluffled up like a scared kittens, and he stares at the gun nervously.

The Sandshrew looks at him curiously wondering why he's acting so strange. "What are you doing?" she asks him. "Why don't you play around with it to get use to it?"

"I hate guns... They're icky..."

She looks sad and surprised at this comment. "What why?"

"I mean, why use guns? Why are guns better than teeth or claws?" Max edges around the gun, attempting to be out of range of another shot. He taps the butt of the gun with a toe, and edges away slowly.