Annoying (Yippers)

Fyau is skipping along a path singing a song, BADLY off tune. Everyone that is nearby quickly runs away and hides from her presence except one silly Dewgong.

The Dewgong performs Water Shield and rises up, floating above the ground. She swims in the air as if it were water, doing turns and flips, apparently enjoying herself. Her tail flips and flaps on hearing the Shinx's song and she bows in front of her. 'Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you. Prisca's name is Prisca, and yours?'

She stops singing and looks at Prisca. "Umm.... who are you?" she asks the Dewgong. "And why are you bowing to me?"

Prisca twists her body into the shape of a question mark. 'Prisca shouldn't bow to you? Prisca thought to bow would be a polite greeting. Prisca wasn't clear? This Dewgong is Prisca, and you are?'

"Yea yea whatever," Fyau replied bored with her lengthy introduction. "I'm Fyau, now praise me AS I AM THE MOST EPIC THING YOU'LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE!"

'You're an epic thing?' wonders Prisca, maintaining her question mark shape, 'You don't look like a copy of the Odyssey or the Aeneid. The question is, do you like fish?'

Fyau pondered the question with the answer, "Well fish are alright but not nearly as sexy or hawt as I am. I'm too epic. oh yea," she starts doing pevlic thrusts to the air.

'Prisca takes it you lay eggs well and fry things to a crisp?' queries the quizzical Dewgong.

Fyau just stares at her and then hits her across the face, "@#$% na, I'm too cool."

Prisca looks surprised at the smack; she untwists from her question mark pose into a more model Dewgong pose, reclining backward, buoyed up by the invisible water of her Water Shield with her tail fin curved in front. 'Prisca is cooler,' she retorts, 'Fyau is not an ice-type. Now then, Prisca would like to know what you eat for breakfast and what eats you for breakfast.'

Fyau rolls her eyes not paying attention to her question but merely only on the important part. The diss. "Excuse me?" she called out, "I'm so much cooler than you'll ever be ice type or not. Because cool is about being more than just cold, it's about being better than everyone else and loved. Which I am." She stuck her tongue out at Prisca teasing her.

'Oh yeah?' giggled Prisca, 'well, Prisca is cuter.' She performed a few hovering flips, stared Fyau in the eyes, and stuck out her tongue while winking. 'And you still haven't answered the question about breakfast. It's of vital importance.'

Fyau just shrugged and said, "I don't care. I'm still much more cooler than you and that's all that matters. Nothing is of more importance." She tried to do a flip herself but it was in very bad form showing how novice she was. She landed straight on her back and cried out, "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah". ><

'All that matters?' asks Prisca delightedly. 'Prisca can't wait to read more of that short story. It's simply riveting. It's about a boy who's good at descriptions and scenes and a girl who's good at characters and dialogue and how they write themselves into the world created by their story.'

Prisca is quite wrong, by the way. 'All that matters' is the line of a joke and the story's title is simply 'Short Story'. Both Prisca and Willard have forgotten the rest of the joke, however.

'Is Fyau okay?' asks Prisca, concerned.

Fyau just rolls her eyes and spits at her, "OF COURSE I'M OK YOU MORON! I'M COOL! I CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!!" With that she tried to get up but she couldn't. She fell each time she tried, her arms getting weaker.

Prisca pities the poor little Shinx and blesses her with a Water Shield of the light blue bubble with normal air breathing version. The cyan bubble enveloping the Shinx raises her off the ground and lets her hover alongside the Dewgong. Within the Water Shield, Fyau can move in any direction and recline to rest or get up without any effort. 'Prisca suggests you eat a Berry,' suggests Prisca, extending one to Fyau.

Fyau just smacks away the berry shouting loudly, "I don't need no berries! I'm strong enough already. I'm the strongest pokemon that there is. Even better than the legendaries. so HA!" She does her pelvic movements again showing her obvious dominance.

'So HA,' imitates Prisca in a cute, playful tone. She covers her mouth with a fin, trying to hide her laughter. 'Fuu huu huu huu~' When her amused reaction ceases, she says, 'Fyau really is better than the legendaries. They aren't nearly this much fun. Prisca is happy we met.'

Fyau smiles when Prisca compliments her. It was the first time that she never had someone talk nicely about her besides herself. No matter how many times she talked good about herself, no one ever agreed and called her weird and stupid. She smiled happily and back-flipped around in the bubble, this time succeeding. This time instead of saying something rude like before she only says, "Thanks :3"

'You're welcome,' says Prisca happily with a big toothy smile. After swimming circles around the Shinx, the Dewgong pulls out two roasted weakfish and gives one to her. 'Let's chat over motherfried Magikarp,' Prisca invites. 'It is Fyau's turn to pick a topic.'

Fyau took one of them and started chomping down on it while thinking of a topic. "Well..." she started. "What do you like to do.... in your free time?" she asks kinda confused whether she should be asking that or not.

Ehh, Prisca muses, This is an interesting sequence. Has it been a long time since Fyau has made a friend? Is she used to dealing with friends? Maybe she needs a personal torturer like mine, that what was her name C and maybe L plus air something Lanturn.

'Thanks for asking, Prisca likes this topic. In Prisca's free time, Prisca likes to swim and watch Jefferson, who is my mentor, the other Dewgong trained by Yip9. Jefferson is the greatest thing since sliced bread. He's incredibly handsome, he's really really good with both water and ice moves, he's kind and patient, he's a natural at water tricks, making the stuff I do look like child's play, and he has good taste in fish.' A blush arises in Prisca's cheeks. 'Did Prisca mention that Jefferson is wonderfully good-looking and nice to Prisca?' In the interim between her description and Fyau's reply, Prisca shreds a piece off her Magikarp and chews it hungrily.

P.S. Please answer Prisca's thought questions.

(yes, and no)

Fyau just nods silently thinking about her own friends and who she looked up to disappointed in the lack of matches that she found. There wasn't really anyone that she could consider a friend anymore. She sighed.

Prisca gobbles down some weakfish while wondering why Fyau sighed. Prisca asks her, 'What do you like to do for fun?'

Fyau shrugged and softly replied, "I usually like to play shooting video games or watch some violent TV. The more blood and the less plot the better." She took a look down at her fish but didn't really feel like eating anymore of the half-eaten item.